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Monkeys

topic posted Sat, March 12, 2005 - 10:17 PM by  ed
Monkeys are cool. Anyone caught being cruel to one should be shot in the foot. No trial.
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  • Re: Monkeys

    Sun, March 13, 2005 - 10:32 PM
    I like it when monkeys throw their poo. Yeah. That's the kind of honesty I like.
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      Re: Monkeys

      Mon, March 14, 2005 - 12:48 PM
      i like it when they get out and rip the faces off tourist and sever foots, j/k. did anyone else hear about that?
      i also like it when ones infected with rage bite silly humans and spread mass chaos
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      Re: Monkeys

      Mon, March 14, 2005 - 5:46 PM
      Yeah. I don't think it's animal cruelty to throw poo back at a monkey that fling poo at you first.
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        Re: Monkeys

        Tue, March 15, 2005 - 11:30 PM
        You better use sanitizer afterwards Kristel!!

        oooo oooo, rrreeee! Reee! (monkey noises)
        Look out! Monkey rampage!!!
        And then some ska comes on and the monkeys start to dance while they bite peoples faces.
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        • Re: Monkeys

          Wed, March 16, 2005 - 10:08 AM
          A a young man dressed as a clown throws a pie in the Chimp's face. The Chimp, who is dressed as a policeman, sprays him down with mace. Riot! (skanka skanka)
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          • Jalene
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            Re: Monkeys

            Thu, March 17, 2005 - 2:22 PM
            monkeys are a stupid subject. let's talk about Prauge, prague? anyway, some guy drew me A picture of a monkey the other day. it was biting into a little furry creature, but if you turned it the other way, it was a portrait of me. WEIRD.
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              Re: Monkeys

              Sun, March 20, 2005 - 11:14 AM
              "Yeah, you're right, monkeys are a stupid subject." "Monkeys monkeys, Ted and Alice." I haven't watched Kicking And Screaming for like a decade! Does he go to Prague?? I hope so.

              If you have a scanner at your disposal you should put it in your photos so we can see.
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            Re: Monkeys

            Sun, March 20, 2005 - 11:18 AM
            A girl child dressed in a monkey suit gets free of her distracted mother. A female chimp collects her and puts the girl on her back. They go towards the trees to start a new life there.
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            • Re: Monkeys

              Sun, March 20, 2005 - 10:45 PM
              Trees are cool. Anyone caught being cruel to one should be shot in the foot. No trial.
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              • Jalene
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                Re: Monkeys

                Thu, March 24, 2005 - 12:19 PM
                my son tied up a tree and wanted to take it home last night. he wanted it to be in the living room. which is funny, 'cause we don't have a living room, since we live in a studio. eventually he untied the tree and we went home. i'm glad he wasn't cruel, cause his foot is so tiny, and shooting him in it would suck.
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